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On that note… I was informed by a friend that Spencer’s has penis candy…. funny, I didn’t see it when I was in there.

Posted 3 months ago
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Turning off my anons tonight because stupid cowardly cunts keep sending me hate messages. ITS MY FUCKING OPINION!! IF I WANT TO HATE LADY GAGA, I CAN! There’s no fucking rule that says I can’t. And I want to believe that post is real, I FUCKING CAN BECAUSE THERE’S NO RULE THAT SAYS I CAN’T.

dream-of-paradisee:

Jeez.

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago

long ass quiz.

  1. Gonna do this since I have time on my hands. I bet anyone who is following me will do this one too.
  2. -
  3. 1. had sex? Nope.
  4. 2. bought condoms? Does having them shoved in your face count? : D?
  5. 3. gotten pregnant? Nope, although it seems like hell trying to push out a 5-7 pound baby when you're petite.
  6. 4. failed a class? Yep, only one time during high school though.
  7. 5. kissed a boy? Of course. Who hasn't?
  8. 6. kissed a girl? I wish, but I'm too fucking nervous/shy to do so. ._.
  9. 7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
  10. 8. had a job? Only through a work experience program in high school.
  11. 9. slipped on ice? Nah, ice isn't a problem in this county usually.
  12. 10. missed the school bus? A few times.
  13. 11. left the house without my wallet? No, since it's usually in my purse.
  14. 12. bullied someone on the internet? Nah, I don't recall doing so.
  15. 13. sexted? ....
  16. 14. had sex in public? The fuck. >_>
  17. 15. played on a sports team? Professionaly? Nope. Otherwise, probably yeah.
  18. 16. smoked weed? Weed? What's that? A sport? Nah jk, I don't like the way it smells and probably won't like the way it tastes.
  19. 17. smoked cigarettes? See above post for weed.
  20. 18. smoked a cigar? Double again for cigarettes.
  21. 19. drank alcohol? I drink, but I don't sit there and drink, let's say, 40 cans or bottles of beer in one day. No sir, There's certain alcoholic drinks I like, others I can do without. Beer, being one Strong alcohol by itself like vodka and gin.
  22. 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? No, I never see it on. I do like 80's nostalgia though. : 3
  23. 21. been overweight? Yeah.
  24. 22. been underweight? I don't think so, if I was, I never noticed it.
  25. 23. had an eating disorder? Nah, I love food. I do feel bad for people who seem to have a life and death battle with it. Food should be everyone's friend, not an enemy you have to deal with everyday.
  26. 24. been to a wedding? A couple of times.
  27. 25. made fun of someone for being fat? Too many people do that nowadays...
  28. 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Maybe. >.> <.<
  29. 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? Only when I can't sleep.
  30. 28. been late for work? No
  31. 29. been late for school? Yep
  32. 30. kissed in the rain? No
  33. 31. showered with someone else? Nope
  34. 32. failed my drivers test? No
  35. 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? Think so
  36. 34. been outside my home country? No o.O
  37. 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? Yep!
  38. 36. had lice? Only once.
  39. 37. gotten my heart broken? Let's not go there ~_~
  40. 38. had a credit card? Sorta?
  41. 39. been to a professional sports game? Nah
  42. 40. broken a bone? Not really
  43. 41. been unhappy about my weight? At times
  44. 42. won a trophy? Yeah
  45. 43. cut myself? No
  46. 44. had an STD? No.
  47. 45. got engaged? No
  48. 46. been on a diet? No
  49. 47. tried out to be on a tv show? No
  50. 48. rode in a taxi? No
  51. 49. been to prom? Yeo!
  52. 50. played a drinking game? That's stupid
  53. 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? Can't handle doing that
  54. 52. been to a concert? I wish
  55. 53. had a three-some? Ehh, no
  56. 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yep : /
  57. 55. been in a car accident? When I was little, nothing serious thank god
  58. 56. had braces? No way
  59. 57. learned another language? A little
  60. 58. killed an animal? >_> Never
  61. 59. been at a yard sale? Lots of times
  62. 60. been to a japanese steakhouse? I'd love to go to one
  63. 61. wore make up? Some
  64. 62. talked to someone via webcam? Not really
  65. 63. lost my virginity before I was 16? No
  66. 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? Never
  67. 65. kissed someone a different race than myself? Sure
  68. 66. snuck out of the house? No
  69. 67. bought porn? Watched yes
  70. 68. had a virus on my computer? Too many to count
  71. 69. had oral sex? No comment lol and lol at the number.
  72. 70. dyed my hair? Nah
  73. 71. gone skinny dipping? No lakes here
  74. 72. graduated from college? Fairly soon : s
  75. 73. wore someone else’s clothes? No sir
  76. 74. voted in a presidential election? Nah
  77. 75. rode in an ambulance? No
  78. 76. rode in a helicopter? No
  79. 77. caught the stove on fire? ... Lol.
  80. 78. got in a verbal fight? Once or twice
  81. 79. met someone famous? No
  82. 80. been on vacation? A short one
  83. 82. been on a boat? Yeap
  84. 81. been on an airplane? Twice
  85. 83. broken something expensive? o.o No
  86. 84. had surgery? Yep, twice
  87. 85. kissed someone before I was 14? No >_>
  88. 86. beat a video game? Yes
  89. 87. found something valuable on the ground? No : (
  90. 88. made a survey? Nope
  91. 89. stalked someone on a social network? ...... Some of these questions are stupid.
  92. 90. prank called someone? Not fun
  93. 92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? >> yes...
  94. 91. been to a library outside of school? Sure
  95. 93. cut my hair and hated it? Nah
  96. 94. peed outside? Honestly? Yeah
  97. 95. went fishing? Fishing <3
  98. 96. helped with charity? I'd honestly like to
  99. 97. taken a pregnancy test? Nah.
  100. 98. been rejected by a crush? Yeah : /
  101. 99. been suspended from school? Once
  102. 100.broken a mirror? No
Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago

timewastingmachine:

1971 Alfa Romeo P33 Cuneo (Pininfarina)

Posted 4 months ago
Posted 4 months ago

Happiness, please stop fucking eluding me tonight.